That’s it, kids are stupid
| November 17th, 2005This is it, right here. Proof that kids are becoming so stupid that they cannot comprehend the English language in a way that actually gets them to learn. Seriously. I can’t believe it’s to the point where we have to dumb down literary classics INTO FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES so that today’s students can actually comprehend them. It’s mind boggling.
Attention highschool students: YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. My hats off to you, you have beaten the education system. I bet Japan is pointing and laughing right now.
I’ll be honest, I hate shorthand text messaging. It’s retarded. It’s less retarded than shorthand typing “ur mom / lol w/e” on a keyboard, but stupid nonetheless. The fact that you morons are now so stupid that you have to read Shakespeare as “2B? NT2B?=???” is not even laughable, it’s just terrible. I want to put emphasis on the fact that these people are the next generation. A generation of morons who can’t spell, let alone read.
Haha good luck. I’m moving to Europe, assholes.