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God dammit. God god dammit dammit.

For the record, I hate winter. I DESPISE winter. Winter is the season that mother nature should’ve used a coathanger to abort. Nothing good comes from winter, the roads are awful, people become whiny, holiday commercials flood the televisions, and there’s always that guy dressed as Santa outside your favorite retail store that you just want to punch because you think it’d be funny. Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind Christmas a bit—I could use a new pair of pants and some extra cash to spend on uh, stuff. But seriously, winter is crap.

The only real positive side about winter is that it helps the PC repair business. People realize they’re doing nothing but sitting on their asses instead of having fun outside, so they bring their awful computers in so we can fix them. Great, good for you, bring them in and give us some money.

The problem with this of course is that said people are also in a terrible mood. And I really don’t blame them, it’s winter, it’s that depressing season where everything is dead and covered under a few inches of disgusting frozen water mixed in with pollution, dirt, urine, and donut sprinkles. But don’t expect me to be cheery. In fact, don’t expect anything, shut up and sit in the corner.

(Fyi: I’m in a great mood today, seriously. I’d hug a cat if it didn’t scratch me in the face and run off like a pussy. Get it? haahaha I’m a riot.)