By: Assorted Crapsdfjgoijhx at Rabid Duck

Assorted Crapsdfjgoijhx at Rabid Duck — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:33:57 +0000

[...] Winter – DAMMIT TO HELL. A year ago I came forward to admit that I hated winter. I really, really hate winter. Cold weather and snow. It puts me in a really bad mood, this winter business. What pisses me off is how mother nature this year decides to tease us with a bunch of mildly warm weather, only to bend us over and fuck us in the ass with this 17 degree high bullshit. Mother nature, why didn’t you listen to me? I realize that it is indeed past the time to jam a coathanger in there and end the life of Winter, but I don’t think it’s too late to get a belt and wrap it around it’s belligerent, spoiled neck and give it a good choke until it falls lifeless on the floor where rats and other small animals can devour it’s ugly little corpse. Or if that doesn’t satisfy you, at least throw some salt in its eyes and call it a whore. Please? For me? [...]

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