Monthly Archive for March, 2006

(My lazier) Things that shouldn’t exist

Published on March 28, 2006 in Whatever. 0 Comments

I think I’ll keep this list going because honestly, I’m sickly bored. Will I keep it limited to technology?  I don’t know, don’t ask me.

  1. Myspace quizzes.  Fucking hell, I’m so tired of seeing the 80 question quizzes about you that ask things like “when was the last time you masturbated on a webcam” and “what are the 10 things you look for in a guy/girl besides making sure the genitals match what sex they say theyare.”  Really, I don’t care, it doesn’t offer me any insight to know that a week ago you made out with 80 people in a drunken orgy, or that you want to go down on Brad Pitt because you’re convinced he’s “ribbed for your pleasure.”  Do you really need Myspace to tell you that you’re a slut?
  2. Bisexuals. Okay, here’s the truth guys and gals—you are not bisexual. Every time I see some personal profile that says “bisexual” I get angry, because chances are you consider that one time you made out with your best friend because you weren’t sure you have been using enough tongue as being on the fence.  Shut it, you’re straight and you’re looking for attention you dumb whore.
  3. Ramen noodles.  Thank you for fucking up my metabolism for the year that I devoured you in college.
  4. American Idol.  I listen to rock music, not fly covered shit.
  5. Star Trek: Voyager.  Thank you for spreading the internet with fake Jeri Ryan nude pics, and fanfiction involving Seven of Nine having a “Borg collective orgy” in the mess hall.
  6. Windows Vista. It took how many years to come up with this graphically intensive, heart pounding… operating system?  I’m not impressed.  You dumb fucks at Microsoft spent so much time making the operating system look pretty, that the end result will be a bunch of users switching between windows 98% of their time because it looks pretty, rather than getting any productive work done.  Personally I hope my work signs onto the “no update” initiative, because it looks like Vista is going to be an overpriced orgasm of eye candy.
  7. PLPD car insurance.  Because I just love paying $150 a month to fix the other guy’s car.
  8. Sirius Satellite Radio.  You guys just suck.

I’m running out of descriptions oh no :(

あの人はアーグリファーかですよ！

Published on March 28, 2006 in Whatever. 0 Comments

I’m almost too shocked to really be able to reply. I thought the madness would have ended. I thought Rachel Ray sealed the deal. Summoning her required magics of the darkest tier, but here we are again — responding to another e-mail.

This is glorious. But let me warn you that this post is about to get graphic.

I had no idea that there was such ill feelings towards me from my past teacher. To those who defended me on it, you’ll be happy to know that my ass is quite fine and unpenetrated (at least as of recent). That’s because typically I’m not the one getting porked. You see, Sir Verduin, in the grand scheme of ass sex there are in fact two participants — one who is getting their colon itched and the other who is rearranging their partner’s sphincter with their fleshy tool. And I typically am the one doing the rearranging. I know you’d prefer not to talk to those “on the other side of the fence,” and that’s fine — I’ll talk to you. You know what sucks the most for the person getting porked though? We call it “semen farting.” It’s like a dry ass heaving as your body poos nothing but semen. It makes a loud wet farting noise. Delicious.

As I’m sure you’re aware Kipp and I were fucking like bunnies. But sometimes a boy needs oral sex, too. And that’s where your classroom came in. You sure did spend a lot of time before and after school away from your room, didn’t you? And it was awfully convenient how there was never anyone else in the room, or even the building, once the clock started nearing 3:15. I’m surprised you never found it weird that we were so eager to stay after when no one else was there. Especially since both Kipp and I had computers at home. But boy, we sure loved that computer lab…

Mull it over for a while.

I’m not going to bother actually explaining why you piss me off. No matter what reasons I’d give they’d never quite come up to yours, which is simply because I’m gay. As for your beef with Dan and the website in general, I think Dan covered it pretty well. You don’t change much. Let me share with you a little bit of wisdom, and this is in all seriousness: People live seeking what they want, what they think might make them happy. If you ever come to understand that principle you’ll get somewhere in life. It’s not about good or bad people, but people with different wants and needs and their attempts at achieving them. When you put things to perspective you’ll realize why we think it was a really stupid idea for you to send those two e-mails. Until then, it’s just mindless berating.

I would also like to note that Jesus totally is on our side.

Tru thug playa

While you read over this post again, I would like to remind you that despite me being gay I can still do manly things like kicking people’s asses and going to soccer practice.

Lol x2

Published on March 26, 2006 in Whatever. 4 Comments

This is the biggest crock of shit I’ve witnessed, short of seeing low fat mayo in the store with the claim of tasting “just as great” on the bottle.

Well Dan I read your post and I see that you took the bait hook
line and sinker. All I wanted was a reaction from you. You see you
missed the point all together. My email was just a joke to get a
reaction out of you. It worked.

Some of your points are off though, first I have talked to you in
fact just a short time ago, second, I know you are in college in
Chicago for network security, if I remember right. Your post
sounded like you know who I am, but I do not think you do. I am
glad to hear that you are respected at your job and your peers. By
the way I have read your entire website.

Not only did I get a reaction out of you but also got one out of
crispy I see. I have no comment on that one, I don’t speak to those
on the “other side of the fence.” The only thing I have to say to
him is go get fucked in the ass except he would like that to much

More later

xxxXXxxxXxxXXxx

Verduin, nobody else that I know is such a fucking coward to hide behind hushmail. I respect people who stand up to me and my opinions, you’re just an old cunt who can’t get it through his head that I stopped caring years ago.

Before I start defacing you publicly, let me point out a few things. Anyone who really wanted to “get a rise out of me by joking with me” would know that stuff like that makes me laugh. I enjoy doing this, I enjoy making people like you look stupid in front of everyone. Yeah, you baited me all right, hoo hoo tell ‘em Fred. You baited me into updating my website, something I should probably do in the first place. It was such a funny joke too, with a bunch of misinformed insults masked behind a shitty e-mail service. My oh my, aren’t you just the king of wit?

Here’s what really happened: you were handed a can of ass and you took it like the old man that you are. And since you can’t handle being proven wrong, you decided to play it off as a “joke.” Hyuck hyuck I’m just giggling with glee.

You’re a liar. You’re covering your tracks, and you know how I know? Because any idiot that’s “spoken to me recently” knows exactly where I live and where I go to college, what I’m doing with my life. You haven’t spoken to me at all Verduin, you’re making desperate little lies to cover up that you can’t get over the fact a student ended your career. How does that make you feel? Does it piss you off knowing that you lost your job because you couldn’t stand losing power? Does it make you feel better to come after me, thinking that I actually give two shits that you send me little e-mails? Fuck, I don’t care, my left hand gets more of a rise out of me than your pathetic attempt at making me feel bad.

I like how you changed your attitude about cursing. Something about it showing little intelligence? Huh, funny coming from someone who just told my friend to “get fucked in the ass.” Interesting insult to tell a gay man, he might wind up doing it just to spite you. But hey, if cursing shows little intelligence, I’m the dumbest fuck I know.

So are you going to play this off as a “joke?” Am I supposed to feel humbled by the wisdom you’ve so nicely shared with me? Fuck that. I’m not going to play nicey-nice with you. My suggestion is stop talking to me before you make an even bigger fool out of yourself.

Update:

You have really missed the mark. Nice try. If you really did not
give two shits about these little emails you would not be posting
them on your website. I am not this verduin person. I do not know
who he/she is. But as you say your blogs are BS anyway and so I
don’t take much stock in what you say. I could never out do you as
the king of wit.

You’re such a bad liar. Anyone else I know wouldn’t be as much of a coward to hide behind a masked e-mail. Enjoy the fact that I defeated you buddy.

new world record in progress…

Published on March 10, 2006 in Whatever. 1 Comment

so yeah, well first good news…i just built my first laptop ever. this is no normal laptop though, c’mon, did you really think i was just going to do just another one of those barebone whatever’s you can buy from MSI, Asus or whoever else? no. infact, this is the very first standard notebook design ever. it will become the industry standard soon and the first thing i’m going to do is what i believe is what no one else has ever done on any machine before, let alone a notebook. that would be quad-booting. yeah, i’m talking about Windows XP, Windows Vista Beta 2, Ubuntu Linux, and the real kicker…Mac OS X 10.4. Dan and me have decided to do this as intel channel partners and to prove to the world that this is completely possible. we will be doing a full review, benchmarks, snapshots and all…so stay tuned.

Gotta Fight for the Right

Published on March 8, 2006 in Whatever. 0 Comments

Let me reiterate a few things. First, as stated before, this website is called Rabid-Duck. Fucking rabid-duck. I’m going to bold swear words so the aforementioned sender can grade my simple mind as well. I don’t know what shit fucking cunt hell the sender of that e-mail was expecting to find at this website but I’m glad they didn’t find it. As a matter of fact, I will fucking go out of my way to hide that shit so that the bitch never finds this “wisdom” that was mentioned.

Lets fucking talk a little bit about something called anticlimax. It’s like leading your mother to orgasm but then taking it out of her cunt. Enough of that shit though.

Look at that fucking face
I’m sure if Rachel Ray were here, and believe me that fat-faced bitch is almost always around, she would take her fucking cleaver and slit your face open.

As for your opinions about industry standards, Dan’s work, this site and its merit or lackthereof, etc etc — if we wanted your lip we’d stick our hands up your skirt and grab it.

Lol

Published on March 7, 2006 in Whatever. 0 Comments

I got this in my inbox today.

I have read most of your posts at the Rabid-Duck Wordpress site and
to say the least I am very disappointed. I am disappointed with
your lack of wisdom, you stupid job (which you could do better than
that), your profanity (which is a sign of a little mind), and
pretty well the rest of your stupid comments concerning computers,
operating systems and the such. When are you ever going to wake up
and start making something of your self instead of being, well just
a plain patoot with a too big of an attitude?
You think very highly of yourself, too bad others do not, but hey
what do you care right?
Sometime soon I am going to walk into the store where you work.
Oh and by the way, I have an OS10 computer here and it sucks. Free
BSD is much better, and just remember Windows and Microsoft are the
industry standard, like it or get out of computers or you will get
run over by a train.

Sincerly,
xxxXXxxxXXXxx

Okay, let’s go over this bit by bit. First off, if you ever read anything on this site, you’d know that I’m absolutely not serious about anything I post, ever. This website is for the sole purpose of me venting my frustrations, even though they’re completely illogical and false? Why do I do that? Because really I couldn’t give two shits about anyone who reads it or why. So that simple fact right there just about discredits your entire e-mail.

You claim I lack wisdom, even though you haven’t spoken to me in years on end. You know absolutely nothing about my career, my life, or who I am, so you really have no basis to call me a “patoot with too big an attitude.” I’m making something of myself right now, and quite frankly I’m pleased with my job and what I do. Do you really think I’ve made my final career choice and am going to work here forever? Uh, no, I’m going to college you dolt. Maybe if you actually read the website you’d figure that out.

In a strange way I appreciate the fact that you’re still checking in on me. But if you are going to attack me personally, I suggest you get your facts straight. I am doing something with my life, and I do think highly of myself—as do others. I’m respected in my job, by my peers, and by the community, and that’s a non-arguable fact.

As for your last little points regarding OSX and FreeBSD—OSX IS BSD with a pretty GUI/windowing system. And yes, I realize that Windows and Microsoft are industry standard, that’s why I support it and use it all day. I really don’t have a problem with them at all, but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m going to rant incoherently about them, with loads of profanity. That’s what this website is for—blowing off steam. If I wanted a serious geek website, I certainly wouldn’t name it “rabid duck” now would I?

No.