I was in a 5 week slump.
Work pissed me off beyond my ability to write. Between the chronic headaches and the complete lack of money I was suffering, I really wasn’t in the mood to update this stupid website. Am I better now? Absolutely, I took a 5 day vacation and it fixed me up pretty nicely.
But here lies the problem: I’m not pissed enough to update anymore. So I guess call this a self update. Here’s what I’ve been doing for the past 5 weeks:
April 12th: A man with a funny looking hat inquired about hooking internet up to his home. What he neglected to tell me in the first place is that he didn’t actually have a home, and lived outside the Amway Grand feeding out of the large dumpster outside. Clearly a router wouldn’t have been enough to satisfy his needs. This happened around 10:30. This really happened.
April 17th: My head hurt so bad that I walked into my bathroom door. Upon opening the bathroom door I smacked my wrist into the towel hanger. After I untangled myself from the towel hanger I hit my head on the other bathroom door. I’m pretty sure it hurt.
April 25th: My boss decided to whip me with a lovely keychain that I had obtained and after 5 minutes of playing with it, broke it. Some time after that a superball was thrown directly at my head. After which I decided to play nicey nice and and aimed it at his groin. I have the urge to kill him. I hope he reads this.
Today: I danced around like a ballerina and sung a few random operas. I wasn’t aware I knew opera, but clearly I can sing them quite horribly. I fought the urge to kick this guy in the head for wanting to build a computer that would barely run certain Office programs… and then play Call of Duty 2 well. Clearly this man is a jackass.
So there you have it. My exciting life for the past few weeks that I have been absent. Oh, I mean there was a huge Easter celebration at my house and a few other things of interest such as what happens when my girlfriend and I see eachother after weeks of seperation, but I’m not going to write anything that interests you people because I’d rather hire a black man to bend you over and fuck you like a chicken pecks at corn than write anything interesting about anything ever for you.
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Oh so you saved the best for last I see ;) (haha) I almost wrote a semi-angry-but-not-really-because-I’d-be-joking-anyway comment about no mention of me. But I see you want to pay a future burn victim (who was probably in prison for a while) to entertain your lovely audience instead :) and that’s cool too. :D
It is so nice (and yet odd feeling too) reading your grown up stuff!!! not the same dan i remember….LOL! Just wanted to know that i am proud of you from what I can tell you have grown up to be a fine man! Hope all is well with you and maybe sometime when you are in our neck of the woods you can stop by and say “hello!”
Carmela
Crispys Defender/Friend/Mom
Don’t take what you read here as what I’ve grown into! This is an example of my mindless rage! But I’d be glad to stop by and say hello :D
Aww…hehehe I wonder what Daniel was like as a little boy ^_^
i was pretty sexy
I bet hehe. YOU STILL OWE ME PICTURES!