Obligatory Independence Day Post
| July 4th, 2006The 4th of July. The one day that all of America stands up and celebrates the day America was freed from the tyranny of Britain. Oh wait, nobody does that anymore, it’s all about a bunch of slackjawed idiots lighting up fireworks in an attempt to outdo their neighbor. Oh wow, how droll. Yet another meaningful holiday that’s turned into a shitfest just like every other holiday that is celebrated in our country.
Really, look down the list. Christmas? I’m pretty sure this was a religious holiday until that fat fuck Santa Claus showed up. Now it’s about greedy children getting what they want after they mouth off to their parents for 365 days. Easter? Well apparently nobody cares about Jesus anymore. Sorry dude, the bunny took you over. St. Patricks Day? Who the fuck knows what this is for anymore? I’m pretty sure anyone who did got too drunk and involuntarily lost the memory in an explosion of vomit and saliva.
Now I’m not going to say that I have some magic set of ethics that says I’m above this American lack of celebration. I’m not even bothering to celebrate Independence Day. Hell, I barely celebrated Christmas. But since I’m a hypocritical bastard, I’m going to go ahead and call each and every one of you fucktards out. You, America, ruin all holidays. Hell, it’s more than that, America just ruins everything period. Even measurement. We’re the lone holdout on the metric system. Well fuckydoo USA. Just so you know, everybody hates you.
But on a side note, I’m pretty sure I’m off topic now, but when am I ever? This is my website dammit, I’ll be as off topic as I want to be. This is the first time in forever that I’ve actually had any will to write anything. Maybe it’s not that I haven’t been in a bad mood—in fact, I’m in the best mood I’ve been in weeks. But I just think a certain set of circumstances has to happen before I update this stupid website. I think now that I’ve returned to my normal element I’ll start updating more. Or maybe I’ll close it again and tell you to fuck off. Haha, jerks. I hate you.
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I’ve really nothing to say other than I totally agree. The meaning has been taken out of everything. And in America, it’s always competition and greed. In most countries, almost everyone is of the same religion and beliefs. In America, however, everyone is from everywhere and some people don’t care or have no interest in American ‘values’.
I didn’t even go outside yesterday because, god forbid, one of those stupid kids could have blown up a firecracker and accidentally tipped it in my direction or something and “hello burns!” or maybe even “goodbye eye!” Or even “goodbye me!” if I was riding in a car and one of these kids lit a firework in the street and it blew up under the gas tank as I passed over it in the car. Yeah, I know, I’m a paranoid chicken. . .but hey, it’s possible!
Ok, well I guess I had a little more to say other than the little nothing I started out with. But yeah, as I said, I agree.
this is probably not my place to say anything, but i’m gonna take the liberty (lol, liberty on 4th of July subject) to moan about AMERINCA!
Ha! I’m a bastard aren’t i?
1. American is not real English, no matter how much bigger the USA is to Britain. You’re ancestors came from EUrope DAMMIT! And seeing as Brtian is the englsih speaking aprt of Europe, we have the right to claim authenticity to our way of pronouncing things.
They are not Crackers, those are those tough cardboard things you put butter and cheese on and try to munch which taste horrible. BISCUITS are the sweet things that are half covered in chocolate. Aluminium is pronounced Alu-min-e-um. Al-umi-num sounds like it glows in the dark.
2. I want to rant about your government. I don’t criticise you guys for what they do, i know it’s not your fault. Britain’s got assholes at the top too (cough Blair cough)but please stop them from bombing random countires around the world everytime they get angry and want to break something. Also, i love their attitude about being the rulers of the world. Every senators (like Britain’s MP’s) think they are all the king of the world in waiting. My greatest dream is to gather every politician in the world, pack them in one room and stand before them all, raise the middle finger and yell in a loud and clear voice FUCK OFF!
3. I hate 4th of July, purely because the British are made out to be Saitan’s bitches on earth everytime you retell the war of independence. (Actually, they probably were but that’s not the point) I just want to say that they were assholes, but we’ve changed. So.. um… i can’t remeber my point…
lol, every message i write gets longer and longer. Don’t i take the mik, lollollollol!!!1!