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I’ve actually had this crappy website going for almost a sustained year?

And yes, I curse a lot. Dude, why are you taking me seriously? Stop reading this and go read Slashdot or something.

Quite frankly, that’s horrifying.  Nobody should be reading this thing, ever.  I don’t update it.  I don’t write about anything interesting.  I’ve turned it from a computer blog into a peice of self-absorbed crap where all I do is rant about my life and things that piss me off, like almost every other uninspired journalist-wannabe.  Although, for the record, I never want to be a journalist, but I’m pretty sure that if I had an opinion column I’d totally kick ass.

All idiot joking aside, I’m going to go ahead and write another self-absorbed rant about my life.

I realize that it’s been a long long time since I’ve bothered to update this website.  Mostly because I’ve become busy doing things that make my life semi-interesting.  I say semi-interesting because I’m pretty sure there’s at least 10,000 other people doing the exact same thing as me.  Do I care?  Fuck no, and fuck you for asking.  And yes, I realize I just told myself “fuck you.”  Just shut up. 

I can’t really think of anything that’s been making me angry as of late.  My life kind of put itself together and I rather like where it’s sitting.  Things are somehow working out.  I’m even becoming less of an asshole.  In turn, I’m sure it’s making me less amusing, but I’ll take the trade.  If you, my one reader which I’m pretty sure is a spambot, don’t like it—blame my girlfriend.  She’s doing it.

Actually, if for some reason anyone from the helpdesk comes across this website: please learn how to send tickets to the correct fucking workgroup.  If I get one more request to fix software somewhere in Singapore where I’m not physically standing there with a CD to install it, I will likely send you a ticket requesting that you go fuck yourselves.  Seriously.  Do your jobs right you lazy morons.

Whatever. 

I’ve kind of come to the conclusion that I’m very sick of this Wordpress-blog crap that has been going on.  I think it’d be funnier to just revert to a text file that has absolutely no design whatsoever.  None of this Web 2.0, CSS laden, graphically nauseating shit that has been all over the internet.  In fact, I’d expect to see this as soon as yesterday.  I have an itchy trigger finger, and I like detonating years of work in the push of a button. 

More to the point, I’m just tired of seeing Web 2.0 sites.  Giant fonts, giant buttons, and completely unnecessary graphics.  And a lot of these sites don’t really have much to say.  Kind of like what’s happening here.  It’s a lot of fancy databases and PHP scripts for… what?  What the hell does this crap do for me?  Anyone that wants to comment can e-mail me.  Anyone that wants to instantly comment can message me on AIM.  Who fucking cares about the rest of this?

Posted on Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 at 12:45 pm in Whatever | rss feed for comments| Leave a response, or trackback