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Batman is a fag with the power of money.

I had this discussion with Zanno a few months back, about how Batman was not a superhero. He was a homosexual man dressing like a bat to save the day.  And I actually had some strangely compelling evidence too.

First let’s look at the fag part.  Batman is, yes, a fag.  He wore tight-binding underwear.  His punches and kicks were girly enough to award a “zork” or “biff” visual effect.  He was forced to depend on a suspiciously young boy wearing tights as a sidekick.  Great, another young boy for an old man to take advantage of. Robin’s asshole is probably loose enough to shit a cinder block.

Then there’s other things to consider. Most definitely the fact that Batman has to be insane. His parents were murdered in cold blood on the streets of Gotham City.  Now, most people when put in this situation join law enforcement or become a lawyer or start raping innocent women. This guy, however, uses his power of money to don a leather suit, build a car, and fashion a lair within a cave for the sole purpose of fighting crime. Now this would be understandable if Batman was indeed a superhero.  But he’s the farthest thing from it.  I’m pretty sure, instead, he should be in a mental institution.

He is a nutjob who, instead of fighting crime—or at the very least killing his enemies, manages to draw in MORE of a villian crowd.  If the Pengiun, the Riddler, and the Joker were all left to their own devices, I’d bet they’d be sitting around playing poker and getting rich off the stock exchange. Instead that fucktard Batman shows up under the pretense of protecting Gotham City, and manages to piss these guys off!  COME ON DINGBATS, SEE THE TRUTH!  None of these people would be attacking Gotham City (and please note, it’s always the city… these guys aren’t really trying to take over the world, or else they’d switch to another base of operations) if Batman would just shut his fucking mouth and leave these guys alone. 

Batman needs to go back to being Bruce Wayne, instead of “faggot pretending to be a bat while giving Robin’s batcave a cleaning.” It doesn’t make anyone happy.