Actually probably more than 5 months because the last update I did? Terrible.
I’ve concluded that my own writing stinks. I have this terrible tendency to write long unending paragraphs only to delete them and then replace them with a short sentence. I’m doing much the same right now, however these sentences are actually long and uninteresting.
I’m sitting at a customer’s house removing the mess made when a customer attempts to install Norton AntiVirus on their own. I have been doing this for nearly two years. I look back on my life and wonder just how I thought this job would be a great opportunity. I think perhaps I’ve turned even more cynical than I was in the past. Two years and I’m actually making less money than I ever did. Fantastic.
Jesus, fucking depressing enough? Shut up, fatso.
I have resorted to posting little bulletins on Myspace when my website is updated, mostly because I’ve allowed my rabid-duck.com domain to slip into the netherworld. After 5 years I have no intention of letting it return, and there is a high probability I’ll wind up starting some other blog somewhere else to promote my useless brand of wit.
By wit I mean weight. Ho ho ho. I’m funny.
I’ve been paying some measure of attention to the DOW falling almost 500 points today. After some useless drivel by news reporters, President Bush commented on the situation by prattling on about how he missed Texas but wouldn’t be able to stay because he has work to do. Well I’m glad the fucking voice of confidence spoke up, next time I’m in Texas I’ll make sure to take a shit on the roadside in honor of our President for leaving his home in this time of crisis.
Wait, back up. The President is whining that he can’t stay at home? What is he, 12? “MOMMY I DON’T WANT TO GO FIX THE ECONOMY MOMMY NOOOO.” Yech. You’re the leader of the free world, you couldn’t say something inspirational to perhaps calm the nerves of the millions of people fearing a global economic collapse? Oh, no, I guess missing Texas is also a valid point. Good job. I feel better already.
I want to start a newspaper column called “Stupid.” Guess what it features?
I’m done and I’m going back into hiding.
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