Oh, right.

I’ve not been funny lately.

Wait, hold on.

I said a while back that I’m only funny when I’m miserable. I don’t think I really maintain that anymore. I do come off like a fucking woman, though, in that I have little moods. When I’m miserable my humor is dark and kind of creepy, where if I’m in a generally good mood my humor is fun and fluffy like your mother when—okay, I won’t make a your mom joke.

Anyway, two quick things:

1.)I bought a business. Holy fuck.

2.)I’m being told that I’m bubbly. As in I’m in a bubbly good mood. Cough.

There. That’s your update.

Just kidding. I actually have more…

…or I thought I had something to write about here but it was completely shot down by my roommate’s desire to play Ace of Base. Yeah.

Ace of Base. Yeah. I’m done now. I’ll write something funnier later. I don’t know.