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It occurred to me the other day that I haven’t actually updated this in 2010 other than with a couple of short blurbs. Today the mood struck to finally get around to putting something here so that this damned website isn’t completely lost in internet obscurity.

Hello.

I’ve come out from the other side of a really fucked up trip. It was like chilling out in the Twilight Zone or something. At any moment it felt like I’d turn a corner and find gremlins going to town on the wing of an airplane or I’d be on some distant fucked up planet where we’re the cause of ALL EVIL EVER or something.

Also it was really cloudy and always rained.

That’s kind of shitty.

Suffice it to say now that I’m back here in reality I feel much more like myself. Somewhere along the line I kind of lost sight of where I was and now it’s 60 degrees out and the sun is shining.

I’m sure the two are unrelated but goddamn do I love me some sunshine.

Blogging. Yech.

A good friend of mine once said “normally it is fucking boring when people do this, but the difference between me and you is that my life is a hilarious drama clusterfuck, and you probably live a well adjusted life.”

To be honest, I think my life winds up somewhere in the middle. Although I admittedly have had it pretty easy on the drama front for the past few months… until recently, that is. My drama, however, truly is boring as fuck. If I ever come across actually interesting drama I’ll make sure to let the internet know in some hilarious yet convoluted way.

I’ve had the hardest time updating this thing because I really don’t feel as if the persona I’ve portrayed here actually exists anymore. I’ve kind of said that on and off over the past couple of years but as time goes on it feels like I’m just forcing something that isn’t here. That leaves the alternative of writing shit like this – the problem is I’m quite sure this would put a fucking insomniac to sleep with how boring it is. This is the written equivalent of jamming Ambien down your throat and demanding you tapdance while jerking off.

I don’t know why the latter part of that sentence needed to be added but I thought it’d be a fun image for you visual people. Looking at you, Nik.

I’ve taken a shining my young Bengali friend Goat’s writing. He can be found here. He, in fact, is what inspired me to even pick this back up and say something. The kid at 15 has a lot more focused humor than I do now. Hell, his writing kicks the shit out of mine when I was 15.

Read down this page a little ways, there’s an example of my 15 year old writing. It’s terrible.

I honestly get really annoyed with this generation of kids these days but I look at ones like Goat there and I feel a lot better about them. Although I think it’s safe to say that every previous generation dislikes the next one…

Either way. Stay tuned, I’ll say more soon. There’s a funny bone yet left in my body.

I mean sure it’s buried under fat and probably is my penis but whatever. Still funny.

14:50 < @Goat> You have Twilight in your title.
14:50 < @Goat> :(
14:51 < ~Danno> it’s because it sparkles with sexinses
14:51 < ~Danno> *sexiness
14:51 < ~Danno> it sparkles so much I can’t see my keys
14:51 < ~Danno> I’m gay

Posted on Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 at 1:44 pm in Whatever | rss feed for comments| Leave a response, or trackback