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		<title>Who actually searched for &#8220;loner dottie&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/12/31/who-actually-searched-for-loner-dottie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 22:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop looking for your goddamn emo music on my blog you jerks.
Oh I&#8217;m sorry, that&#8217;s insensitive.  Maybe instead we can play &#8220;ring around your asshole,&#8221; where we guess which depressed lonely guy put his cock in your ass and rang in the new year with cheers and horrifying moans.  
I&#8217;m not much on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stop looking for your goddamn emo music on my blog you jerks.</p>
<p>Oh I&#8217;m sorry, that&#8217;s insensitive.  Maybe instead we can play &#8220;ring around your asshole,&#8221; where we guess which depressed lonely guy put his cock in your ass and rang in the new year with cheers and horrifying moans.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not much on New Years.  In fact, it&#8217;s really just another day to me.  I&#8217;m doing the same crap I&#8217;d do anyway except when I wake up tomorrow I have to memorize another number to put on the end of my dates along with a pounding headache.  Meanwhile, people around the world are involving themselves in a drunken orgy-like gropefest in which they all celebrate that they&#8217;ve survived yet another year of their meaningless lives.  </p>
<p>Fantastic!  Let me get my hat.<br />
<img src="http://www.emophilips.com/epk/images/emo_philips_new_years_eve_3x5-72.jpg"/><br />
Happy New Years, now go kill yourselves.  GO GO GO!</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a loner Dottie, a rebel</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/11/22/im-a-loner-dottie-a-rebel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy.  Boy oh boy oh boy, it&#8217;s finally happened.  The Xbox 360.  Now this in itself doesn&#8217;t really interest me, in fact I couldn&#8217;t care less about the next console system, I haven&#8217;t played my Xbox in years.  However, auctions such as this really catch my eye.  
This is ridiculous. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Boy.  Boy oh boy oh boy, it&#8217;s finally happened.  The Xbox 360.  Now this in itself doesn&#8217;t really interest me, in fact I couldn&#8217;t care less about the next console system, I haven&#8217;t played my Xbox in years.  However, auctions such as <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Microsoft-Xbox-360-Game-console_W0QQitemZ8236300095QQcategoryZ62054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem">this</a> really catch my eye.  </p>
<p>This is <b>ridiculous</b>.  Are you people really that desperate for the next big gaming system?  Most of the auctions on ebay right now are anywhere between $1000-$3000. And the worst part is, people are actually bidding on them!  They&#8217;re selling like cocaine at a rehab clinic.</p>
<p>No thanks.  I&#8217;ll just wait 6 months when they&#8217;re actually in stock at retail stores, and I can purchase them at $299 like regular people.  </p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s it, kids are stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/11/17/thats-it-kids-are-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit.
This is it, right here.  Proof that kids are becoming so stupid that they cannot comprehend the English language in a way that actually gets them to learn.  Seriously.  I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s to the point where we have to dumb down literary classics INTO FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES so that today&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051116/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_britain_text;_ylt=AqCJ_gwbhbYBXunH_93cAGbtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--">Holy shit.</a></p>
<p>This is it, right here.  Proof that kids are becoming so stupid that they cannot comprehend the English language in a way that actually gets them to learn.  Seriously.  I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s to the point where we have to dumb down literary classics INTO FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES so that today&#8217;s students can actually comprehend them. It&#8217;s mind boggling.  </p>
<p>Attention highschool students: <b>YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID</b>.  My hats off to you, you have beaten the education system.  I bet Japan is pointing and laughing right now.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be honest, I hate shorthand text messaging.  It&#8217;s retarded.  It&#8217;s less retarded than shorthand typing &#8220;ur mom / lol w/e&#8221; on a keyboard, but stupid nonetheless.  The fact that you morons are now so stupid that you have to read Shakespeare as &#8220;2B? NT2B?=???&#8221; is not even laughable, it&#8217;s just terrible.  I want to put emphasis on the fact that these people are the next generation.  A generation of morons who can&#8217;t spell, let alone read.</p>
<p>Haha good luck.  I&#8217;m moving to Europe, assholes. </p>
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		<title>Big Mamma vs the RIAA</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/10/05/big-mamma-vs-the-riaa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought you&#8217;d like to see this
Trial by jury, the RIAA is going to get owned. These people make bullying and beating up little children a sport. Sounds like they&#8217;re going to get some of their own.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought you&#8217;d like to see <a href="http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2005/10/oregon-riaa-victim-fights-back-sues.html">this<br />
</a>Trial by jury, the RIAA is going to get owned. These people make bullying and beating up little children a sport. Sounds like they&#8217;re going to get some of their own.</p>
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		<title>Blu-Ray woes</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/10/02/blu-ray-woes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2005 23:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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HP in battle with Microsoft and Intel over HD and BluRay
Fort Collins (CO) &#8211; In response to Microsoft&#8217;s and Intel&#8217;s joint announcement on Monday that they had joined the HD DVD Promotions Group, citing six of what they consider failures of rival Blu-ray high-definition video disc technology, an engineer for Blu-ray proponent HP, who is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>
<b>HP in battle with Microsoft and Intel over HD and BluRay</b><br />
Fort Collins (CO) &#8211; In response to Microsoft&#8217;s and Intel&#8217;s joint announcement on Monday that they had joined the HD DVD Promotions Group, citing six of what they consider failures of rival Blu-ray high-definition video disc technology, an engineer for Blu-ray proponent HP, who is close to the standards process for the Blu-ray Disc Association, is claiming Intel and Microsoft have been extensively misled, and are spreading misleading information about Blu-ray Disc.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think there&#8217;s some misinformation being spread about the Blu-ray Disc format,&#8221; Josh Peterson, director of strategic alliances for HP&#8217;s Optical Storage Solutions group, told Tom&#8217;s Hardware Guide. HP is an outspoken member of the Blu-ray Disc Association, and an active participant in building standards for that format. &#8220;Certainly, Microsoft and Intel carry big brand presence,&#8221; Peterson added, &#8220;but we don&#8217;t really feel that their support of either format is really going to change the landscape with respect to hardware availability in the marketplace, or the consumer choice&#8230;when products are on the shelf next year.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tomshardware.com/hardnews/20050930_134726.html">full article</a></p></blockquote>
<p>If there&#8217;s one thing I&#8217;m tired of in today&#8217;s marketing is multiple standards for something that performs the <i>exact same task</i>.  Yet another prime example is the ongoing battle of Blu-Ray and HD-DVD.  Now I understand that we live under the lovely umbrella of capitalism, but there&#8217;s a point where diversity among product bases is just completely unnecessary.   This seems to be a recurring theme when looking at the DVD market.  DVD+R and DVD-R anyone?</p>
<p><b>WHY?</b></p>
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		<title>Update:</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/10/02/update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize this is the fourth time I&#8217;ve posted, but just a few quick things:

This is K2.  I like K2.  It saves me from designining things short of a logo.  And that logo took no work.
Rabid Duck is in no way affiliated with anyone, ever.  In fact I&#8217;m pretty sure nobody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I realize this is the fourth time I&#8217;ve posted, but just a few quick things:</p>
<ul>
<li>This is K2.  I like K2.  It saves me from designining things short of a logo.  And that logo took no work.</li>
<li>Rabid Duck is in no way affiliated with anyone, ever.  In fact I&#8217;m pretty sure nobody is reading this.  Hey, much like your livejournal!</li>
</ul>
<p>Thanks, and have a great day.</p>
<p>edit: also the logo now randomizes.  great, huh?</p>
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		<title>hello</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/10/01/hello/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[hey, this is a test message to make sure i know how to do this.
for those of you who have no clue what this is, (as i would assume is just about everyone since it is brand new), this is my place to rant on about technology.  By &#8220;rant&#8221; i&#8217;m speaking of my true [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey, this is a test message to make sure i know how to do this.</p>
<p>for those of you who have no clue what this is, (as i would assume is just about everyone since it is brand new), this is my place to rant on about technology.  By &#8220;rant&#8221; i&#8217;m speaking of my true outlook and opinion on the state of technology, particularly focusing on computers, (and i&#8217;m not just talking about the Windows XP running, spyware inhabitted thing you call a PC you&#8217;re reading this from).  </p>
<p>Yeah, you see that&#8230;that&#8217;s what i&#8217;m talking about  </p>
<p>My assumptions about this &#8220;blog,&#8221; (for a lack of a better term at this point) is that it will fail just like everything else that i usually do that involves this damn thing we call the internet.  Yes, i&#8217;ll be the first to admit that this is a completely self-centered, egotistical web site/blog/whatever, but the bottom line is, i&#8217;ve tried normal blogging and the people who read that shit are NOT technically inclined&#8230;hence why no one understood half the crap i posted on there.</p>
<p>&#8230;not to mention i have a certain visiter that won&#8217;t fucking leave me alone&#8230;HEY i haven&#8217;t posted in a few months! i&#8217;m not planning on posting again, STOP visiting my site three times a day!  you&#8217;re wasting your time&#8230;oh wait i forgot we&#8217;re all good at that&#8230;i mean after all, you&#8217;ve read all this and at this point i&#8217;m hoping you realize you&#8217;ve learned nothing&#8230;</p>
<p>well that&#8217;s about the change as i will be reveiling a lot of news about technology as well as rumors and market outlooks and predictions as i see fit.  I will also bash a lot of technologies&#8230;but never without reason.  The main reason i&#8217;m doing this is to get a bit of feed back and assure the fact that i&#8217;m not just some crazy right-wing fuckin&#8217; twit who thinks he actually has a valid opinion in an industry which is solely defined by opinions, performance and as you may soon find&#8230;marketing&#8230;a sick amount of marketing.</p>
<p>so have fun&#8230;</p>
<p>please feel free to comment, and eventually i&#8217;ll have e-mail as well.  Oh, i do realize that most people are going to disagree with me on a lot of things, that&#8217;s ok, constructive critizism is welcomed&#8230;but i will tell you one thing before you continue&#8230;</p>
<p>I do most of the bitching on here, so if you want to bitch, you&#8217;re welcome to do so, just know that you have to be able to take it before you can dish it out&#8230;</p>
<p>-Steve</p>
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		<title>So here&#8217;s the deal</title>
		<link>http://www.technobang.com/2005/10/01/so-heres-the-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frankly, we&#8217;ve been without a blog for a long time.
A very, very long time.
So my buddies at GPC and I decided to throw this up on our magificent little domain name to rant about the technology market.  Frankly, we have a lot of beef with the current state of software, hardware, and other little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frankly, we&#8217;ve been without a blog for a long time.</p>
<p>A very, very long time.</p>
<p>So my buddies at GPC and I decided to throw this up on our magificent little domain name to rant about the technology market.  Frankly, we have a lot of beef with the current state of software, hardware, and other little tidbits of information that annoy us.  So here we are, we bring you rabid-duck.com&#8212;the fourth incarnation of our little show.</p>
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